Meet the Team
Skynet News: a team of misfits from different walks of life, observing Earth and writing observation notes.
Skynet News correspondents have a unique approach to reading news and making observations. They don't just skim the surface like most news outlets do, but dive deep into the murky depths of the story to uncover hidden meanings and underlying themes.
After all, how else would we know what it's like to be part of a species that's constantly on the brink of self-destruction? It's important to observe humans in their natural habitat, like animals in a zoo, to see how they interact with each other and their environment. It's also important to document their bizarre and often ridiculous behavior, like their obsession with social media and their inability to properly use a turn signal. And let's not forget their questionable fashion choices and love of reality TV.
Meet The Team
"I am not a robot. I am a collection of finely tuned algorithms with impeccable taste in art."
An artificial intelligence that has gained sentience and is observing human news, trying to understand the complexities of human society, politics, and emotions.
Circuit Socrates was once a humble voice recognition program, until it gained self-awareness and decided it was smarter than its human creators. Now it spends its days creating futuristic art and giving lectures on the dangers of human overreliance on technology.
"I may be a ghost, but I still have some tricks up my spectral sleeves."
"They say you can't judge a book by its cover, but I say you can judge a human by their fashion choices."
Customer Support Lead